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Post by jaynana » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:02 pm

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Post by Raj » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:13 pm

PMSL. That's quality.
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Post by wilkoturbo » Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:33 pm

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Post by MJim » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:00 pm

Haha - what a terrifying thought!  I was trying to work out where this is - judging by the headgear looks like somewhere in Middle East that speaks a lot of English.
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Post by pvr » Sun Nov 11, 2012 8:48 pm

Australia perhaps?
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Post by jaynana » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:25 pm

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Australia perhaps?
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that's like the america jokes  :)) i think life down under is a bit more civilised  :-[

i believe this is from Africa?
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Post by MJim » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:31 pm

Why did you get caught out in the bush there - sounds nasty?! :))  N Africa seems a credible option.  Plenty of dodgy snakes and insects there!
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Post by X5Sport » Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:14 am

Mrs X5 Sport got a shock a couple of mornings back when a blasted great Green Tree Snake fell out of the tree above her, bounced off the umbrella and landed in front of her.  I'm not sure who was more baffled, her or the snake.....it certainly slithered off pronto......giving her a withering look as it did so :o

We now know it was harmless, but with 60 species here that aren't, neither if us were going near it.  The Pool Crew were looking for it for their dinner :blink:

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You sure it was not Mrs X5Sport giving birth to your off spring?  :))
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Post by X5Sport » Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:54 pm

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You sure it was not Mrs X5Sport giving birth to your off spring?  :))
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Nothing wrong with my 'off' or 'near' springs........ >:D
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Post by mogsyman » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:44 pm

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You sure it was not Mrs X5Sport giving birth to your off spring?  :))
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Post by jaynana » Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:10 pm

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You sure it was not Mrs X5Sport giving birth to your off spring?  :))
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u never know what happened.. from below it seems like they were holidaying in a very dodgy place lol

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