Blonde moment
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I think I'm having a heart attack!!"- cries her husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
"You rotten Bitch!" she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!"
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A blonde moment.......
A blonde moment.......
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Re: A blonde moment.......
Didn't see that punch line coming....much )
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Re: A blonde moment.......
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Re: A blonde moment.......
It made me chuckle )
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Ho ho ho! )
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Re: A blonde moment.......
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X5Sport is a bit, well, simple, so we humour him >:D )
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Do you still need the explanation pvr?
X5Sport is a bit, well, simple, so we humour him >:D )
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Do you still need the explanation pvr?
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.