Nice pair of gloves !

[MJim]

A young man had been dating a girl for just a few weeks, when it was her birthday. He wanted to give her a present that showed his affection but that was not too  personal. After much thought he decided upon a pair of evening gloves as they liked to go to the theatre together after dinner.

He needed some help selecting a suitable pair so asked his girlfriend's sister to go with him. During the visit to the shop she took the opportunity to buy some underwear. Unfortunately the sales assistant mixed up the two items. Even more unfortunately the young man didn't bother to check the contents of the two packets with the result that the sister got the gloves and his girlfriend got the panties. 
 

This is the note written by the young man to accompany what he thought were gloves.

"I chose these because I noticed you aren't in the habit of wearing any when we go to the theatre. If it were not for your sister, who came with me to choose them, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons. But she wears short, lacy ones which she said are easier to get off quickly. She let me try and I agree with her.

"I hope you like the colour. They're a very delicate shade. Even so, they're not given to staining. The lady at the shop showed me hers that she'd had on all day but they were hardly soiled at all. 

"I'd very much like to have been there to put them on for you: who knows, take them off, too. 




 

[X5Sport]

Oooops.. :-[ .  ) )