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Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
Last edited by MJim on Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:05 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Spare: VW Golf V5
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Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
:)Yeh
current: 2016 Vw Crafter
2007 318d touring
2008 Transit sport van
1964 vw beach buggy
1988 e30 325i convertible
2007 318d touring
2008 Transit sport van
1964 vw beach buggy
1988 e30 325i convertible
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Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
No my wife's a good passenger, but the mother in law good god yes.
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Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)
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Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)
R
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Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch >:D
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)
R
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Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch >:D
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Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)
R
[/quote]
Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch >:D
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Exactly........... ) ) )
[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)
R
[/quote]
Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch >:D
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Exactly........... ) ) )
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
I thought that was what the boot was used for so you can put distractions safely out of the way, )
Ps don't tell the mrs
Ps don't tell the mrs
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Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
[quote="graemeX5"]
Ps don't tell the mrs
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I can be bribed ... >:D
Ps don't tell the mrs
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I can be bribed ... >:D
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Re: Can anyone else relate to this ??!!
since buying the X i've emploiyed a new strategy
'u damage the car i'm gonna buy a new one!' :rule:
it has worked well so far, cos she's highly worried about the bank balance (as if i'm not but its the perception that matters )
'u damage the car i'm gonna buy a new one!' :rule:
it has worked well so far, cos she's highly worried about the bank balance (as if i'm not but its the perception that matters )
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