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Can anyone else relate to this ??!!

Post by MJim » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:00 am

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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Post by shadrack » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:17 am

:)Yeh
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Post by scooby1doo1 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:30 am

No my wife's a good passenger, but the mother in law good god yes.


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Post by X5Sport » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:12 pm

Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)

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Post by pvr » Thu Oct 25, 2012 12:45 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)

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Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back  (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch  >:D
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Post by X5Sport » Thu Oct 25, 2012 1:11 pm

[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like me when 'She' is driving my car....... O:-)

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Ah, now I understand the need for your car having the wheel barrow attachments at the back  (aka as round exhausts) so you can lift the car out of the ditch  >:D
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Exactly........... :)) :)) :))
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Post by graemeX5 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:45 pm

I thought that was what the boot was used for so you can put distractions safely out of the way,  :))

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Post by pvr » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:03 pm

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Ps don't tell the mrs
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Post by jaynana » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:57 pm

since buying the X i've emploiyed a new strategy

'u damage the car i'm gonna buy a new one!'  :rule:

it has worked well so far, cos she's highly worried about the bank balance (as if i'm not but its the perception that matters  :P )
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