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A Good Wife.......

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A Good Wife.......

Post by X5Sport » Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:56 pm

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowploughs can get through".

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through".

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......"

.........at that moment the power went off.  The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time?"
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Post by Rusty » Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:59 pm

Now that would just be too sensible an option.

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Post by Sanj » Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:59 pm

Very good!  :))
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Post by Raj » Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:03 pm

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Post by jaynana » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:52 pm

:rofl:
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Post by graemeX5 » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:14 pm

Made me smile and I'll remember that one for when it snows  :))
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