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The 'Green Thing'

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The 'Green Thing'

Post by X5Sport » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:13 pm

When at a supermarket checkout, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own shopping bags in future because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologised and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."

The cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our  environment for future generations."

She was right of course -- our generation (45+) didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the shop. The shop sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got blunt.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every shop and office building. We walked to the shop and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two streets.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 2200watts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the county of Yorkshire. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the post, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not polystyrene or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank water from a fountain or a tap when we were thirsty instead of demanding a plastic bottle flown in from another country. We accepted that a lot of food was seasonal and didn’t expect to have out of season products flown thousands of air miles around the world. We actually cooked food that didn’t come out of a packet, tin or plastic wrapping and we could even wash our own vegetables and chop our own salad.

But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people caught a train or a bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mothers (or fathers) into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical socket in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerised gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza place.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we oldies were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?
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Post by Finglonga » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:26 pm

Excellent! :))
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Post by petert » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:19 pm

Sublime - will show my 2.
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Post by AW8 » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:35 pm

I make the minimum age by skin of my teeth to qualify for back in my day. Though never functioned without powered mower & washing machine. Thought provoking stuff ..........thanks for sharing :)
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Post by pvr » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:36 pm

Groan, I am in "your" generation age group  :))
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Post by Raj » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:27 am

Superb and very, very true even though I do fall outside of the age range.
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Post by MJim » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:47 pm

Brilliant, and definately applies to youngsters like me in the 40+ age group !!
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The 'Green Thing'

Post by ianmaney » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:19 pm

Well I'm in the group being 45, we had this conversation a while back about when the pop man came round on a Saturday, the Esso Blue man came round with paraffin for your dads green house heater, then the rag & bone man would give you a goldfish, the knife sharpener, the pot and pan bloke, and mobile chip vans, god I feel old now and finally not forgetting Green Shield Stamps !!!!!!!!!


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Post by X5Sport » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:38 pm

Jeez, Green Shield stamps eh......I remember them.  You needed farsands of em just for a teapot.  I remember my mum being given handfuls of the darned things when she went shopping.  No wonder loyalty cards took off..... :))
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Post by petert » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:20 pm

...and your divvi at the co-op!
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Post by pvr » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:34 pm

Your what ??? 
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Post by X5Sport » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:37 pm

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Tsk, tsk......blasted Foreigners!! Not knowing their British History.  They'll let anyone in these days.... :)) :))

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