A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
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With age comes wisdom......
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With age comes wisdom......
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
With age comes wisdom......
Love it lol
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Re: With age comes wisdom......
Such an old one!!!
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Re: With age comes wisdom......
[quote="535dboy"]
Such an old one!!!
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You would know......... ) )
Such an old one!!!
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You would know......... ) )
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: With age comes wisdom......
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
Such an old one!!!
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You would know......... ) )
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Yeah 37 next Sunday!
[quote="535dboy"]
Such an old one!!!
[/quote]
You would know......... ) )
[/quote]
Yeah 37 next Sunday!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: With age comes wisdom......
You will join the elite of folically challenged members soon
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Re: With age comes wisdom......
Very funny indeedy.
Re: With age comes wisdom......
[quote="pvr"]
You will join the elite of folically challenged members soon
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I still have my own hair
I keep it in a box under the bed
You will join the elite of folically challenged members soon
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I still have my own hair
I keep it in a box under the bed