With age comes wisdom......

X5Sport · Post by **X5Sport** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:46 pm

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:39 am

Love it lol

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535dboy · Post by **535dboy** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:31 pm

Such an old one!!!

X5Sport · Post by **X5Sport** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:16 pm

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Such an old one!!!
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You would know.........

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535dboy · Post by **535dboy** » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:24 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
Such an old one!!!
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You would know.........

)

)
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Yeah 37 next Sunday!

pvr · Post by **pvr** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:31 am

You will join the elite of folically challenged members soon

wilkoturbo · Post by **wilkoturbo** » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:11 pm

Brill just brill

Raj · Post by **Raj** » Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:45 am

Very funny indeedy.

amacman · Post by **amacman** » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:48 pm

[quote="pvr"]
You will join the elite of folically challenged members soon

[/quote]

I still have my own hair
I keep it in a box under the bed

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