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In Labour.......

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In Labour.......

Post by X5Sport » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:45 pm

"Push harder!", I shouted, encouragingly, to my wife whilst she was in labour.

"SHUT UP YOU BA****D!" she screamed back at me!

A bit harsh, I thought. It wasn't as if it was my fault that the car had broken down on the way to Hospital....
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Re: In Labour.......

Post by Cannondale » Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:36 pm

I bet it was uphill as well :)
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