Paddy buys a new automatic BMW X5 MSport. He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night it just wont go. He tries driving the car at night for a week, but despite all attempts has no joy.
Really angry he calls the BMW Dealer and they send a Technician round to see him.
He asks, "Paddy, are you sure you are using the correct gears?".
Angry, Paddy replies, "Of course I am, I'm not stupid. I use D for the day, and N at night....."
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Paddy's Automatic.....
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Paddy's Automatic.....
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Re: Paddy's Automatic.....
Cheeky git!
That was an X6 Paddy owned! :rant:
He also goes by the name of Jeegnesh..........
That was an X6 Paddy owned! :rant:
He also goes by the name of Jeegnesh..........
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Re: Paddy's Automatic.....
Made me laugh after a long week 
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Re: Paddy's Automatic.....
Very funny but knew where it was going after the first couple of lines...lol
