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The real meaning of MPH

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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by pvr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:20 pm

I will provde the tools for them to tighten the Frankenstein screws :poke:
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by pvr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:21 pm

.... and the instructions that to tighten them, they need to turn them to the right :evil:
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Post by ianmaney » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:41 pm

Righty tighty, lefty loosey !!!
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by X5Sport » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:10 pm

[quote=""pvr""]I will provde the tools for them to tighten the Frankenstein screws :poke:[/quote]

Get back to reading your E70 manual you......... :P And those wheels still need cleaning :poke:
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by MiniX » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:20 pm

I'm glad soemone reminded me of righty tighty lefty losey - I keep forgetting when Hubby tells me to turn the hose off via the garden tap. :D

Can you imagine that woman being stopped for speeding and the officer asking her what speed she was doing? He'd give up in the end and walk away. So there is some merit in her intelligence level !!! :rofl:

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Post by Rusty » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:26 pm

[quote=""pvr""].... and the instructions that to tighten them, they need to turn them to the right :evil:[/quote]

But what happens when you move to the other side and there is a left handed screw thread? Do you
A: turn around
B: use your left hand
C: give up
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by weirdfish » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:26 pm

So, I tried this out today on the way back from shopping, and to be honest the better half answered correctly, albeit with a bit of a look, ( probably thought, " does he think I'm blonde or something" ), she's not seen the video yet.
I thought we had a blonde member on here, just can't remember her name at the moment. :stir:

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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by X5Sport » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:59 pm

It begins with a 'P' .... And yes we are still awaiting a 'response'. At which point I may need to crawl into a hole rapidly! :exitright:
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Post by Rusty » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:23 pm

Such a brave (is that the right word) man X5Sport, can't wait for the fireworks..........

Come on Penny, where are you :p


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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by pvr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:32 pm

She works for the NHS, so hopefully altering x5sports notes :poke:
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by X5Sport » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:16 pm

[quote=""pvr""]She works for the NHS, so hopefully altering x5sports notes :poke:[/quote]

Cough, it was done privately and a loooooongg way from where she might be deployed....but I'm turning the alarms on tonight....just in case... :sos: :voodoo: :zzzz: :violent1: PS, She's really very nice :D

I wonder if Mr MiniX had to explain it too like the tap..... :poke: :fuelfire:
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by pvr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:20 pm

Get off the brave pills X5sport ....
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Re: The real meaning of MPH

Post by X5Sport » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:23 pm

Sorry Boss.... :D :punish:
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