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The real meaning of MPH

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The real meaning of MPH

Post by X5Sport » Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:50 pm

You just have to watch this. It's scary, but very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk
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The real meaning of MPH

Post by wilkoturbo » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:24 pm

Is it 80 lol ;-)
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Post by graemeX5 » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:49 pm

She said it was half the speed and as we always know your wife is right
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Post by Sanj » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:57 pm

Gimme a sec, trying to work it out. :scratchhead:
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Post by gchristofi » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:38 am

Seriously???? He's married her and still finds it funny!

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Post by scooby1doo1 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:11 am

Blond,
I asked my 12 yr old daughter and she said 80 miles an hr.

I said how did you work that out, she said you told me lol.


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Post by shadrack » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:50 am

Blimey and I thought I was thick!!
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Post by ianmaney » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:56 am

She's definitely thick, but I would ! lol
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Post by Raj » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:09 am

Pure quality.....lol
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Post by pvr » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:29 am

What happens if you cross a time zone though ... :cry:
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Post by scooby1doo1 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:53 am

Ask the wife she said I think it's an hr?? I say why?? Because if you go 60mph it's an hr.



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Post by weirdfish » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:54 am

Ok. You know what we're all going to do next time we go out in the car with the wifey/girlfriend/partner etc.
Please be honest with what they say. Should be some interesting answers. :headbang:

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Post by X5Sport » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:59 am

I'm still waiting for ITBarbie and CondorX5 to join in, but then again...........maybe there's a reason.. :whistle: :fuelfire:
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Post by dirtymonkey29 » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:14 pm

Reminds me of an interview I had for my first job from school in engineering. "how many 16ths in an inch" thought he was taking the pi$$

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Post by Sanj » Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:19 pm

[quote=""X5Sport""]I'm still waiting for ITBarbie and CondorX5 to join in, but then again...........maybe there's a reason.. :whistle: :fuelfire:[/quote]

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