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BBC News Announcement

Post by X5Sport » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:42 pm

The BBC have anounced that Fabio Capello has resigned from the England Captain's job. An Italian leaving a sinking ship, who would have thought it!





Hey, it's been too quiet in here for a while....and I could have done a Rednapp joke about handling the Euro's - as long as they're unmarked and untraceable... :stir:
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Post by pvr » Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:24 pm

Hahahah :rofl:
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Post by 535dboy » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:14 pm

Didn't people die on that boat?
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Post by n1k85 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:25 pm

I received a few Costa jokes over email yesterday:


# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."


# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.


# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.


# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
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Post by X5Sport » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:48 pm

My faith in the warped British sense of humour restored........tasteless, but still funny....... :D
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BBC News Announcement

Post by wilkoturbo » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:51 pm

Ha ha ha I like ;-)
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