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Post by jason@bwchiptune » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:32 am

[quote=""snipez999""]Locked into build now, so no heated steering wheel.

That's it then, divorce looms......
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Post by jason@bwchiptune » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:36 am

[quote=""Sanj""]LOL! :kiss:

I'll even wear the lippy...[/quote]
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by MJim » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:59 pm

After all that, you can't have a heated steering wheel on the M Sport, unless things have changed since I bought mine ... I'm now faced with extreme hardship on chilly days. How do I cope?!!

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Post by snipez999 » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:33 pm

Ah great I'm relieved :-)

Yes, I keep telling her she's a lucky girl ro have me LOLOL

Worst bit is it's a surprise so I've yet to figure out how to limit her mileage to <3k over the next 12 weeks and how to get her to the BMW dealer in her Audi for the handover, without raising suspicion.

I have a few weeks in which to plot anyway ;-)
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Post by X5Sport » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:33 pm

If she doesn't like it, you may have a new 'friend' in Sanj........ :D

My other half just asked if she was getting one for Valentine's Day.......you are in so much doo doo now...... :? Come to think of it, so am I probably, especially as it's our 10th Wedding Anni in November.....

She wanted an M3 convertible last year, so I bought her a 1/16th scale model of one...... :P
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by Sanj » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:09 pm

:happyclap: Woohoo - I'll get me glad-rags on!

I'm not easy mind! But if I'm getting an X I'll make a bit of an effort for you. :hairdryer:
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Post by snipez999 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:30 pm

Why am I having visions of the world's least convincing transvestite?!!
:rofl: :rofl:

Yes, our 10th anniversary this year too so it will be an early present fpr her.
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by X5Sport » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:44 pm

[quote=""snipez999""]Why am I having visions of the world's least convincing transvestite?!!
:rofl: :rofl:.[/quote]

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Post by pvr » Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:10 pm

10 years? You lightweights ... 22 soon :cry:
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Post by ITBarbie » Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:53 pm

22 years well done. It's my 10 wedding anniversary this year after being with Mr IT Barbie for 22 years. Gulp!

He won't get me an X but I keep dropping hints about a Mulberry Handbag. Well it's only £600'ish! Lol

Sorry Sanj but I think you'd be hard pushed for a Primark one in your trannie get up! Lol
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by x555 » Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:43 am

It seems that there's a few 10th anniversary's on here this year then as it's mine and mrs x555's also. We got married on the weekend of the queens jubilee.
She wont be having a new X either this year. I did promise that if she lasted ten years with me that i would get her an eternity ring that she has always liked but the way the finances are at the mo she will probably end up with a harribo one :oops: :lol:
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:47 pm

I had to get the ring when we had been together 10 years (now in our 18th). My folks have been married almost 51 years and my Mum is still waiting, and hinting for hers..... :poke:
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by 535dboy » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:39 pm

I didn't make two years with my first - my lawyer said get out before two years or it will cost you, no regrets!

Going to give it another go in about 6 weeks!
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by pvr » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:43 pm

So .. where is the invite?
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Re: Joining the X5 fold

Post by 535dboy » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:47 pm

[quote=""pvr""]So .. where is the invite?[/quote]

I know you said you had loads of airmiles - are you going to donate them to everybody on the forum to come!?
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