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Lets even the balance

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Lets even the balance

Post by ITBarbie » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:02 pm

Hi Girls

Just thought I would even the balance of testosterone on here ! :titshake:

[size=99px]Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?

A: Because they are plugged into a genius.



Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't have time.



Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They won't stop for directions.



Q: Why did God put men on earth?

A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.



Q: Why don't women have men's brains?

A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.



Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.



Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?

A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.



Q: Why do men masturbate?

A: It's sex with someone they love.[/size]
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Post by pvr » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:16 pm

Shocking ...

Impressive copy/paste though - did a man show you? :fuelfire: :poke:
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Post by lezmtaylor » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:00 pm

Brilliant, my wife is still smirking at me and we've only been married 4 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by x555 » Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:26 pm

LOL touchee!
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Post by ITBarbie » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:32 am

[quote=""pvr""]Shocking ...

Impressive copy/paste though - did a man show you? :fuelfire: :poke:[/quote]

You're right a man did teach me but like most of you lot it was over so quickly I never had chance to enjoy it! :P
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Post by pvr » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:19 am

Miiaaaaaaaaaaauw :)
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Post by jeegnesh » Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:20 am

Shocking :silence:
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Post by kena » Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:38 am

Ha ha nice one. Searching around for blonde jokes now ;-)
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Post by lizzie » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:33 pm

Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol
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Post by ITBarbie » Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:11 pm

[quote=""lizzie""]Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol[/quote]

Hi Lizzie

Nice to see another woman on here I almost went off to clean and bake cakes at one point :-)

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Post by 5hep » Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:37 pm

[quote=""ITBarbie""][quote=""lizzie""]Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol[/quote]

Hi Lizzie

Nice to see another woman on here I almost went off to clean and bake cakes at one point :-)

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Penny, finished all the housework then :P :P
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Post by ITBarbie » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:03 pm

[quote=""5hep""][quote=""ITBarbie""][quote=""lizzie""]Nice to see us women holding our own. Well done Penny. All true though lol[/quote]

Hi Lizzie

Nice to see another woman on here I almost went off to clean and bake cakes at one point :-)

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Penny, finished all the housework then :P :P[/quote]

Well smarty pants in fact I have baked two cakes today (cup cakes & Victoria sponge) as well as home made soup. You see that's why I've no time left for mods !!!



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Post by kena » Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:17 pm

Hey I can cook. Had to learn when spending most of my time away from home in stavanger. Can't bake cakes mind :-(
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Post by 5hep » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:07 pm

I'll PM my address as I so love victoria sponge :hattip:
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Post by pvr » Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:41 pm

As a mod, I think I should have first try of the cake. For the good of the forum of course. Yep, that was it. 8-)
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