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Racism ?

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Racism ?

Post by bayrak » Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:45 am

A customer asks, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"

The clerk asks..."So you're Irish aren't you?"

The guy, clearly offended says, ""Yes I am, so what of it, I'm sick of racist attitudes, let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Hot Chilli Sausage, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The clerk says..."No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says..."Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied..."Well Sir, to be honest, it's because this is Bunnings you're in "... :driving:

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Re: Racism ?

Post by X5Sport » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:21 am

er? What? Who or what is Bunnings? I know, that's ruined it...... :?
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Re: Racism ?

Post by AW8 » Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:49 am

My thoughts exactly & when I saw the above.

Bunnings is allegedly a hard selling Aussie d.i.y & homeware chain.........I think.

Sad thing is I have spent 10 mins watching Bunnings Ads on youtube.

View this

This is my favourite. Ironically it actually makes reference to sausages but no intent to undermines bayraks joke.

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