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English Lesson - Complete and Finished

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English Lesson - Complete and Finished

Post by bayrak » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:35 pm

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand:

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is:

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...
COMPLETELY FINISHED !!! :driving:
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Re: English Lesson - Complete and Finished

Post by Sanj » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:42 pm

:rofl:

Very good!
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Re: English Lesson - Complete and Finished

Post by pvr » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:44 pm

You laughed too loud at that one Sanj ... :poke: :D
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Re: English Lesson - Complete and Finished

Post by Minda » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:55 am

:rofl:
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Re: English Lesson - Complete and Finished

Post by X5Sport » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:47 am

Excellent! :D :rofl:
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