With sales down at KFC Colonel Sanders calls the pope to ask for a favor.
“Holy Father, I need you to change the daily prayer from ‘Give us our daily bread’ to ‘Give us our daily chicken’. If you do that I will donate $10 million to the Vatican”
The pope replies “That is the Lord’s Prayer. I can’t change it”
“How about 50 million?”
“No”
“$100 million?”
“I’ll get back to you”.
The next day the pope calls together his bishops.
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is KFC is donating $100 million to the Vatican. The bad news is, it looks like we have to give up the Wonder Bread account”
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