A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he
was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most people think.
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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
Re: Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess
Shall have to pass this on to my BIL - he's a partner in firm and will surely appreciate it
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