Took the dog for a walk about an hour ago and on return find a pool of antifreeze running out from under the car and down the drain.
 When I say pool I mean F'in flood.
  When I say pool I mean F'in flood.  
 Popped the bonnet to find expansion tank empty and coolant all around the engine bay
 So with shagging lamp in hand (head torch) and better half holding the revs I've found the leak
  So with shagging lamp in hand (head torch) and better half holding the revs I've found the leak  Its coming out from around the alternator...    " Have you seen what you've got to remove to get at the bloody thing ? "
 Its coming out from around the alternator...    " Have you seen what you've got to remove to get at the bloody thing ? "Why is it that everytime I've decided to sell a car I end up spending a fortune for the priviledge of seeing someone elses face smile.
I'll post pics of me setting fire to it

 
							







 Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
 Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

 Christ I nearly lost it then
  Christ I nearly lost it then 
