2. Listening to mrs is like reading the terms and conditions of a website - You understand nothing, you still agree to everything!
3. Chess is the most realistic representation of married life - the poor king can take only one step at a time, compare that with how the queen moves!
4. all men are brave, fall asleep watching horror movies.. but are they - 5 missed calls from mrs is is all it takes
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