News Flash........

[X5Sport]

News Flash from Portsmouth.......

The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the South coast of England today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to, but away from the UK,
towards The Continent.
Another surprise finding was that it was loaded with white British Citizens, who were all seniors of
pensionable age.
Their claim was that they were trying to get to Asia so as to be able to return to the UK as illegal
immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate
British pensioners.

The Navy it is believed gave them food and water and assisted them on their journey.

We are booking on the next boat out.

Let me know if you want to come.

REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO BE OVER 65 !

[toonarmy]

Not a bad shout mate country's gone to sh** but I'm still proud to be english