End of the story - oh no! the guy, calling himself Norbert Hoffman, contacts me by email and says
To which i replied "When can I view the car?"Hi,
Thanks for being interested in my 2010 BMW X5 3.0 xDrive30d M Sport 5dr with 50.008 miles.
(details of the advert repeated - removed as thats dull!)
Final price I will let it go is £8,000. REG Plate: HV10UKS.
I will leave UK in the next few days, that is the reason for the low price, I need a quick sale.
Please reply asap, thanks, Norbert
And he replied:
Bearing in mind the ad mentioned a location for the car of Cheltenham, well now Norbert is in the most northerly part of Scotland pretty much, and a bit afraid of face to face meetings. Funny that, as the car is sat on my driveway.Hi,
I live in Thurso, Scotland. My postcode is KW14 7LD. My friend here tried to sell his vehicle last week and he went into a very bad experience! Someone said that comes to buy his car and guess what ! That guy fled with my friend car ! Well, after this, I am afraid to meet someone and deal in person, face to face. That is why I decided to sell my vehicle using the eBay Protection Program. So if you want to buy my car we will close the deal through eBay. In this way I will feel much more comfortable and safe, and you should feel the same as well !
I will appreciate if you understand my proposal and I hope we can close this deal as soon as possible.
In a few words I can explain how it works the transaction through eBay, I set up the transaction, you send the payment to eBay, I will deliver the vehicle to you with Shiply, the eBay affiliate delivery company. I will pay the delivery costs to your address, no extra costs for you. After you get the vehicle and see that is OK and has no problems or any kind of damages, it is same as I described it, you will send a confirmation to eBay and eBay will send the payment to me. So, until you receive the vehicle, I will not be paid by eBay. In case you will decide not to keep the vehicle, your payment will be refunded in full. But this is not the case, because as you can see in the pictures my car is in 100% excellent condition!
If you would like to speak with my directly, well, I have no problem with this, here is my number where you can call me anytime: 01314631113.
Thanks, Norbert
Pondering how long to string this out for. 8k is a bargain after all, and given Ebay payment protection what can go wrong? ::)
Next step to pass the details over to the police i suppose. However i get the feeling there will be less than 2 hoots given ....