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Walking down the aisle.......

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Walking down the aisle.......

Post by X5Sport » Thu Oct 22, 2015 9:57 pm

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that trolley over here, Love. They're doing 3 cartons of beer for the price of 2 !!"
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Re: Walking down the aisle.......

Post by Sanj » Fri Nov 06, 2015 4:55 pm

:))

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Re: Walking down the aisle.......

Post by graemeX5 » Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:40 pm

Very good  :))
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