Why can't women drive well? Because there are so many mirrors to distract them

[jaynana]

Married men

Wife was busy packing her clothes.
Husband – ‘Where are you going?’
Wife – ‘I'm moving to my mother’.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – ‘Now where are you going?’
Husband – ‘I'm also moving to my mother’.
Wife – ‘And what about the kids?’
Husband – ‘Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... they should move to their mother’.
Clothes unpacked***
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Wife : "Why are u home so early?"
Hubby :  "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is your headache?
Patient : She's out of town.
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No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:
      (1) Mobile phone
      (2) Automobile
      (3) TV
      (4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model on the market
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that your survival instinct is stronger than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.
A lot of doubles and you start feeling single again.       
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
When a man does that, the slide show begins.
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Q - You know why women love shoes?
A - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit..
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Q - Why can't women drive well?
A - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q - Why can't women stand a day in a jungle?
A - There are no shopping centers..
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Q - How to save a dying woman?
A - Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere..
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Q - If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
A - Who cares, just enjoy the day..
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The woman who invented the phrase ... "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........ they can change anything into an argument.
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Why do women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men.
A very intelligent man replied: Women don't have a wife!
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[Mars]

Very good! Quite a few I'd never heard of... )
Mars

[pvr]

Excellent  )

[X5Sport]

Mods....... >:D


......did you understand all of them Mars?  >:D

[Mars]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Mods....... >:D


......did you understand all of them Mars?  >:D
[/quote]

I understood all of them except the one about driving. I am taking the advanced driving test because I love it so much and I think I'm not too bad!
You should know me enough by now to know that I'm not the bra burning type, besides we all know that men rule the roost but the women rule the rooster    >:D

Mars bras

[X5Sport]

)  :-[

Is that where the term 'hen pecked' comes from then.....

[jaynana]

[quote="Mars"]
men rule the roost but the women rule the rooster    >:D

Mars bras
[/quote]

as long as the rooster gets all the hens 

[Mars]

[quote="X5Sport"]
)  :-[

Is that where the term 'hen pecked' comes from then.....
[/quote]

It's more like 'who rules the burrow' in your case dude! Are you sure those rabbits are the same sex??!

[jaynana]

what, are you saying he humps like a rabbit?  )

[Mars]

[quote="jaynana"]
[quote="Mars"]
men rule the roost but the women rule the rooster    >:D

Mars bras
[/quote]

as long as the rooster gets all the hens 
[/quote]

The hens have to share the cock (mods note: this is not a rude word but the correct term for the male bird of the species, ie. cock and hen just in case you were going to go all ruley on my ass)

[Mars]

[quote="jaynana"]
what, are you saying he humps like a rabbit?  )
[/quote]

That is one desperate rabbit! I feel the balloons may have been unsuitable for children after that 
There is a YouTube video of someone who caresses balloons and has them as friends. Come to think of it, looked a bit like Pvr or AW8. Balloon fweeends!

[X5Sport]

Scuse me, but the rabbits are both boys!  Although they are shortly to be minus a couple of bits each.... :'(