The Generous Lawyer

[Mars]

A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.

He asks one of the men, "Why are you eating this disgusting grass?"

The man replies, "I'm too poor, it's all we have."

The lawyer replies, "You and your buddy can come home with me and I'll feed you."

The man replies, "But sir, we both have families."

The lawyer replies, "Bring them all!" So they all pile into the car.

One of the men's wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Thank you so much sir, we really needed this."

The lawyer responds, "No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you'll love it!"

[Reusch]

)

[X5Sport]

) ) )

[donkeybrains]

by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm... 

xx

[X5Sport]

A foot long...... :puke:

Sounds like a 'mow' is needed  O:-)

[535dboy]

[quote="Sammy xoxo"]
by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm... 

xx
[/quote]

Bitchy

I can tell you Mars' lady garden is very well trimmed

[Mars]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Sammy xoxo"]
by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm... 

xx
[/quote]

Bitchy

I can tell you Mars' lady garden is very well trimmed
[/quote]


) the good old days, eh?

[535dboy]

[quote="Mars"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Sammy xoxo"]
by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm... 

xx
[/quote]

Bitchy

I can tell you Mars' lady garden is very well trimmed
[/quote]


) the good old days, eh?
[/quote]

[jaynana]

[quote="Mars"]
A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.

He asks one of the men, "Why are you eating this disgusting grass?"

The man replies, "I'm too poor, it's all we have."

The lawyer replies, "You and your buddy can come home with me and I'll feed you."

The man replies, "But sir, we both have families."

The lawyer replies, "Bring them all!" So they all pile into the car.

One of the men's wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Thank you so much sir, we really needed this."

The lawyer responds, "No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you'll love it!"
[/quote]

)

[donkeybrains]

lady garden? that's cute luv,

I've got a racetrack - line up to... pole... position Mr 535dboy


xx