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Making Friends!!

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amacman
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Making Friends!!

Post by amacman » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:28 pm

I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF Twitter and
F_acebook_ - WHILE STILL APPLYING THE SAME SOCIAL MEDIA PRINCIPLES.

THIS IS HOW I AM DOING IT: EVERY DAY, I GO DOWN THE STREET AND TELL
PASSERS-BY WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST, HOW I FEEL, WHAT I HAVE DONE,
WHERE I HAD DINNER THE NIGHT BEFORE, WHAT I WILL BE DOING TODAY, AND
WHAT I THINK ABOUT ALMOST EVERYTHING.

I GIVE THEM PICTURES OF MY FAMILY, MY DOG AND ME DOING SOME GARDENING
AND SPENDING TIME IN THE LOCAL LIBRARY.

I ALSO LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS AND TELL THEM I LOVE THEM.

AND IT WORKS, I ALREADY HAVE 3 PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME

……………..2 POLICE OFFICERS AND A PSYCHIATRIST.

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Re: Making Friends!!

Post by X5Sport » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:33 pm

:)) :))
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

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Re: Making Friends!!

Post by Horizon » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:25 pm

Brilliant, I thought I was the only one who thinks Facebook is Bizare , typing things in a computer to people you've never met about stupid things............. COME TO THINK OF IT :))
Sounds familiar  :)
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Re: Making Friends!!

Post by Steamyrotter » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:45 pm

[quote="Horizon"]
Brilliant, I thought I was the only one who thinks Facebook is Bizare , typing things in a computer to people you've never met about stupid things............. COME TO THINK OF IT :))
Sounds familiar  :)
[/quote]

Lol
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If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
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Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)

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