Weeing on the flower bed....

[X5Sport]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile a £20 bill fell out onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said,"Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady."I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the policeman, " Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know."

Then I thought, "Why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me £20 or off it comes!' "

"Well, that seems only fair," said the policeman, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Not everybody pays."

[saucysimon1954]

It sounds like you didn't pay

[Mars]

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[saucysimon1954]

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You look familiar. Are you the evil twin sister that IceQueenX used to talk about?