A joke that is reputedly circulating in the Ukraine......

[X5Sport]

Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.

He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions.

Little Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions Mr Putin:-"

"Why did the Russians take Crimea?"
"And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"

Putin says "Good questions..." But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go off to lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down and continue with some more questions.

Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions Mr Putin:-"

"Why did the Russians invade Crimea?"

"Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"

"Why did the bell go 20 minutes early?"



"And where is Sasha?"

[shadrack]

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[Steamyrotter]

Reports are just coming in about the curious disappearance of regular forum frequenter X5Sport!!!





Last seen looking for someone called Misha??!!

O:-)

[pvr]

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To answer your question Steamy, X5Sport had to step away for a minute  :blink:

[X5Sport]

Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:

[Don Coffey]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
[/quote]
That's fantasic news.

Don

[pvr]

Not so sure about that. Who will moderate the forum whilst us earthlings are at work now?  )

[X5Sport]

[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
[/quote]
That's fantasic news.

Don
[/quote]

Cheers Don.  After 17 months of looking after certain members in here, I need a break so I went a got a job.  So back to being a Senior Project Manager, early mornings, commuting, sharing the roads with Audi drivers and waiting miles to get past one of those blasted electric cars that seem to be everywhere etc. 

You know, all the things that mortals have to do!  It's just so last decade!!

[Don Coffey]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
[/quote]
That's fantasic news.

Don
[/quote]

Cheers Don.  After 17 months of looking after certain members in here, I need a break so I went a got a job.  So back to being a Senior Project Manager, early mornings, commuting, sharing the roads with Audi drivers and waiting miles to get past one of those blasted electric cars that seem to be everywhere etc. 

You know, all the things that mortals have to do!  It's just so last decade!!
[/quote]

So the forums going to degrade into a haven for disrespectful low lives, who have nothing better to do than take the piss out of everyone for any reason! 

Don

[X5Sport]

Keep it to yourself, but just wait until they find out my next car will be a 2016 Skoda Superb......

[Don Coffey]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Keep it to yourself, but just wait until they find out my next car will be a 2016 Skoda Superb......
[/quote]
With the fun I'm having in the Leaf. My next car could well be a Tesla.

Don

[Steamyrotter]

[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
[/quote]

Now that is good news.
Well done

[Rusty]

With the fun I'm having in the Leaf. My next car could well be a Tesla.

Don
[/quote]

Thought you may have been one of the lucky few to get the Maclaren P1