Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.

[X5-D-Sport]

Done deal,

I sold her to some Arab who has an internet site for his street market in Abu Dabi.
I got just enough for the next 6 months road tax - hurrah...

He just paid for the flight.
I think this guy must like fat birds..

She flys on Thursday... freedom and peace at last....
And nights without the snoring  )

[Rusty]

Why do I find myself laughing at this thread?

Unfortunately I can't help with the switch! 

[X5-D-Sport]

Hi Rusty,

Laughing..... well my friend, you either have been there your self, and want the Abu-Dhabi market traders mail address - to get rid of your wife too..

OR

There is a large strange bump under your back garden lawn - about 5'10" long.... and some how you wife isn't around too much now lol

Have a great day.

[sid10]

You say she is a good cook , the X5 can tow a decent sized trailer ! What about opening a layby cafe you can take her as far as you want and have the pleasure of the drive home in the car .
I can supply my mother in law to do the washing up sounds like they were separated at birth !
    Ps see if your Arab friend takes mother in laws aswell ? Then send me an email address .
    Regards
          Sid

[andym3]

Well after a really shit day this thread has really cheered me up!  )

[X5-D-Sport]

Yeah...
he will probably take a Mother-in-Law... you can get 3 goats & a camel for a Mother-In-Law in Oman...

[X5Sport]

Is there a 30-day 'try before buy' option?

I's assuming that with the mileage/wear & tear being on the....well....high side, no warranty is available?

[Rusty]

I didn't think you would be interested in any more women Richard, 30 day try before you buy or not [emoji1]

[X5-D-Sport]

Believe me when I tell you....

YOU DO NOT WANT TO TRY THIS ONE.....  :-[

[X5-D-Sport]

I was divorced 7 yrs ago & stripped to nothing by my ex wife...
Did I learn....  NO..

I met this one 4 yrs ago....
Did I learn... Oh Yes... I learned alright...

The only female in my life now is my X5... and Im happy with her big ass... )

Hell will freeze over before I end up with another woman..
And NO Im not gonna bat for the other team either lol

O:-) >:D :blink:      :blink: :blink: :blink:

[Steamyrotter]

Please please PLEASE can we have a like button?????

O:-)

[X5-D-Sport]

Hi Steamy Rotter...

THE LIKE BUTTON.... eh !

Right now as i type this it is 12:45 night time...

In my right ear is the delightful sound of snoring as Im trying hard to sleep.. oh the joy  :'(

Now, that Button you mentioned..... the concept of an ejector seat button is some what appealing to me at this precise moment...
Im sure there is space under the passenger seat of my X5 for a small Pyrotechnic charge, and room for another button on my drivers door panel some place..

Im contemplating just how much pyro is necessary to eject a seat plus its rotunned occupant about 65 feet in the air to guarantee a firm landing by the said occupant ?

I recon about a 25kg pyro charge should do it, and from my military days I remember hearing the saying ...
... you can never have Too-Much explosive available  )

And additionally... Id sooner have 3 goats & a camel any way... so its win win me thinks...

[X5Sport]

) ) )

[X5-D-Sport]

Hi X5-Sport . . .  ala Richard....

OK, I failed, I lost, I relented.... I'm now... "One of the Others"


I have come out of the closet....

And into the hall way........... ha ha  :blink:  )