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Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.

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Woman - for swaps ... need X5 bits instead.

Post by X5-D-Sport » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:31 pm

Woman for swaps.........
Grumpy as buggery,
Menopausal
Miserable as sin
critical of everything
Argumentative
never satisfied
Alcoholic
farts a lot
expensive to keep
gone off sex
foul temper - all the time
dreadful driver & a destroyer of X5's
AND
Some times worse with PMT or a bad hair day...

good cook tho !!

In exchange, I need
an AC switch panel for an E53,
Tyre pressure sensor kit,
some plastic boot trim parts,

any takers... I will part with cash too  :D
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Post by shadrack » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:12 pm

i think i may already have a very similar model.....
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Post by saucysimon1954 » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:19 pm

I'll give you £20 for her
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Post by X5-D-Sport » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:18 pm

Deal... I will arrange freight tomorrow.

Re similar model - they were all manufactured badly and broken at source, I'm sure of it....
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Post by Sanj » Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:24 pm

:))

Brilliant!

Seen a recent thread regards the tyre pressure sensor kit - have a quick search, think it was up for £50???
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Post by X5-D-Sport » Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:55 pm

I saw this too...
I contacted the seller... but never got a reply.
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Post by Smeeagain » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:43 pm

[quote="X5-D-Sport Salisbury"]
Woman for swaps.........
Grumpy as buggery,
Menopausal
Miserable as sin
critical of everything
Argumentative
never satisfied
Alcoholic
farts a lot
expensive to keep
gone off sex
foul temper - all the time
dreadful driver & a destroyer of X5's
AND
Some times worse with PMT or a bad hair day...

good cook tho !!

In exchange, I need
an AC switch panel for an E53,
Tyre pressure sensor kit,
some plastic boot trim parts,

any takers... I will part with cash too  :D
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What do we always say - you need to post pics !
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Post by Barney » Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:58 pm

Has she got her own teeth?
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Post by X5-D-Sport » Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:57 pm

mostly her own teeth, but some times she borrows her mothers if she is going some where posh,, :))
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Post by TimX5 » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:16 pm

[quote="X5-D-Sport Salisbury"]
mostly her own teeth, but some times she borrows her mothers if she is going some where posh,, :))
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You speak highly of your other half pmsl
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Post by X5-D-Sport » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:53 pm

Maybe I should marry my X5..... 

more reliable,
I can sell it if I get sick of it
If it gets ugly I can trade it in for a newer model
and I can knock out the dents & wrinkles when it get old...

A woman on the other hand..... Nadda.....

In Tunisia you can sell your wife or swap her for a camel & some goats, or a car..

Now, where's my passport ?      :))
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Post by Reusch » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:21 am

Ooooooooh no teeth luvly
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Post by X5-D-Sport » Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:14 am

Only one eye too... but it loiks ok from the side  :'(
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Post by X5Sport » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:00 am

So unlike the X5 which looks good at any angle, your 'goods' may be more challenged in certain aspects?  Is there a best 'aspect'?
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Post by X5-D-Sport » Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:42 am

well Richard, the goods I have for disposal, Like I said, I'd pay some one to take them away...
like garden refuse / scrap etc.

I did have one fabulous idea - sell off the body parts on e-bay ??

The kidneys & liver are well and truly useless due to the alcoholism & would be used as dog food, but the rest may have some value.
I know this guy from the butchers market on Tuesdays that will do the dismantling, and I have a big fridge...

The best aspect I guess, is in the rear view mirror as I'm making a break for it..

  :blink: :))
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