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A joke that is reputedly circulating in the Ukraine......

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A joke that is reputedly circulating in the Ukraine......

Post by X5Sport » Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:31 pm

Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids.

He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions.

Little Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions Mr Putin:-"

"Why did the Russians take Crimea?"
"And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"

Putin says "Good questions..." But just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go off to lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down and continue with some more questions.

Another girl, Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions Mr Putin:-"

"Why did the Russians invade Crimea?"

"Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"

"Why did the bell go 20 minutes early?"



"And where is Sasha?"
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Post by shadrack » Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:30 pm

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Post by Steamyrotter » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:42 pm

Reports are just coming in about the curious disappearance of regular forum frequenter X5Sport!!!





Last seen looking for someone called Misha??!!

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Post by pvr » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:04 am

:))

To answer your question Steamy, X5Sport had to step away for a minute  :blink:
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:15 am

Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
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Post by Don Coffey » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:21 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
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That's fantasic news.

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Post by pvr » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:59 pm

Not so sure about that. Who will moderate the forum whilst us earthlings are at work now?  :))
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Post by X5Sport » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:31 pm

[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
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That's fantasic news.

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Cheers Don.  After 17 months of looking after certain members in here, I need a break so I went a got a job.  So back to being a Senior Project Manager, early mornings, commuting, sharing the roads with Audi drivers and waiting miles to get past one of those blasted electric cars that seem to be everywhere etc. 

You know, all the things that mortals have to do!  It's just so last decade!! :P
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Post by Don Coffey » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:40 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
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That's fantasic news.

Don
[/quote]

Cheers Don.  After 17 months of looking after certain members in here, I need a break so I went a got a job.  So back to being a Senior Project Manager, early mornings, commuting, sharing the roads with Audi drivers and waiting miles to get past one of those blasted electric cars that seem to be everywhere etc. 

You know, all the things that mortals have to do!  It's just so last decade!! :P
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So the forums going to degrade into a haven for disrespectful low lives, who have nothing better to do than take the piss out of everyone for any reason! 

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Post by X5Sport » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:09 pm

Keep it to yourself, but just wait until they find out my next car will be a 2016 Skoda Superb...... :secret:
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Post by Don Coffey » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:15 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Keep it to yourself, but just wait until they find out my next car will be a 2016 Skoda Superb...... :secret:
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With the fun I'm having in the Leaf. My next car could well be a Tesla.

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Post by Steamyrotter » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:46 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Rumour has it I've got a new job too... :yell:
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Now that is good news.
Well done ;)
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Post by Rusty » Wed Apr 29, 2015 12:00 am

With the fun I'm having in the Leaf. My next car could well be a Tesla.

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