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Sex after death....

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Sex after death....

Post by X5Sport » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:45 am

Sex after death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion ."

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

"No... I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona ."
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Re: Sex after death....

Post by IceQueenX » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:55 pm

Got a bit of a rabbit obsession haven't you?!  :):P

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Post by X5Sport » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:10 pm

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Post by IceQueenX » Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:39 pm

I really want a cuddle!

You've got your own Easter Bunny! I wouldn't mind coming back as an Easter bunny- sex and chocolate  :))

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Post by pvr » Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:25 pm

Hahahah, are you trying to tell us something X5Sport?  :))
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