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Lady Driver.....
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OnlineX5Sport
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Lady Driver.....
Waiting to catch speeding drivers a Police officer sees a car puttering along at just 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his blue lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Madam," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour - there's the sign!" ....the old woman says proudly pointing just ahead.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman smiles and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask....Is everyone in this carOK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."
Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his blue lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Madam," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour - there's the sign!" ....the old woman says proudly pointing just ahead.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman smiles and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask....Is everyone in this carOK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Lady Driver.....
Not bad
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Lady Driver.....
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Current
Jaguar XF
Previous
Porsche Cayenne 3.2 (money pit)
BMW X5 3.0D
Mercedes C Class,Mazda RX8,Jaguar S Type 3.0.
Current
Jaguar XF
Previous
Porsche Cayenne 3.2 (money pit)
BMW X5 3.0D
Mercedes C Class,Mazda RX8,Jaguar S Type 3.0.
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Re: Lady Driver.....
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle
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......at 10:42????
::)
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle
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......at 10:42????
::)
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Re: Lady Driver.....
[quote="Steamyrotter"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle
[/quote]
......at 10:42????
::)
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Is that early then? I wasn't necessarily there to sleep, I like a good Penguin Classic, O:-) :-[
IQ
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle
[/quote]
......at 10:42????
::)
[/quote]
Is that early then? I wasn't necessarily there to sleep, I like a good Penguin Classic, O:-) :-[
IQ
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OnlineX5Sport
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Re: Lady Driver.....
I thought you were more Mills & Boon.... O:-)
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Lady Driver.....
Who are they?
Is that like Chaz n Dave?
I think you'd be surprised at what is on my bookshelf...and no, it's not bare )
Is that like Chaz n Dave?
I think you'd be surprised at what is on my bookshelf...and no, it's not bare )
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OnlineX5Sport
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Re: Lady Driver.....
Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
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Re: Lady Driver.....
Sure its not Bill will moon??
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Re: Lady Driver.....
[quote="X5Sport"]
Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.
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Tell SWMBO to have a go with the Black Lace series instead...
Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.
[/quote]
Tell SWMBO to have a go with the Black Lace series instead...
Re: Lady Driver.....
[quote="Steamyrotter"]
Sure its not Bill will moon??
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) oh he will, willy?
Sure its not Bill will moon??
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) oh he will, willy?