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Lady Driver.....

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Lady Driver.....

Post by X5Sport » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:21 pm

Waiting to catch speeding drivers a Police officer sees a car puttering along at just 22 MPH.
Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his blue lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Madam," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two miles an hour - there's the sign!" ....the old woman says proudly pointing just ahead.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A22 is the road number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman smiles and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask....Is everyone in this carOK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't made a sound this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."
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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by 535dboy » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:18 pm

Not bad
Currently :
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2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by Reusch » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:18 pm

:))
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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:42 pm

Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle  :)

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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by Steamyrotter » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:27 pm

[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle  :)
[/quote]


......at 10:42????


  ::)
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
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Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)

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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:04 pm

[quote="Steamyrotter"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Hehe, gave me and my bedfellow a chuckle  :)
[/quote]


......at 10:42????


  ::)
[/quote]

Is that early then? I wasn't necessarily there to sleep, I like a good Penguin Classic, O:-) :-[  ;)

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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by X5Sport » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:37 pm

I thought you were more Mills & Boon.... O:-)
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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:12 pm

Who are they?
Is that like Chaz n Dave?

I think you'd be surprised at what is on my bookshelf...and no, it's not bare  :))
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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by X5Sport » Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:55 pm

Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.
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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by Steamyrotter » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:00 pm

Sure its not Bill will moon??
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)

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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:42 pm

Oo it's 11.42 I'm still up!

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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:45 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
Now come on, EVERY girl knows of Mills & Boon.......I only know coz tother half occasionally has them to read.
[/quote]

Tell SWMBO to have a go with the Black Lace series instead... :whistle:

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Re: Lady Driver.....

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:46 pm

[quote="Steamyrotter"]
Sure its not Bill will moon??
[/quote]

:)) oh he will, willy?

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