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50 shades film release

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by pvr » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:27 pm

We are all trying to liberate X5Sport as his wife found out  :))
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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by X5Sport » Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:50 pm

Errrmmmm.......I think you'll have to explain pvr.  I'm having a blonde hour!
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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:07 pm

Yes, liberate him from where exactly? Hopefully not The Red Room of Pain, (shameless reference to Fifty Shades).

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by sprintman » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:20 pm

I am starting a new side-line -selling gaffa tape outside the cinema where 50 shades of grey is been shown -I reckon I will make a small fortune!!
My other car is the wife's mini dooper( it must be mine all she does is drive it!)

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by jaynana » Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:11 am

[quote="IceQueenX"]
Perhaps a group of you can go together (solely for the purpose of researching for the forum of course.. O:-))
Actually on second thoughts that would be even odder than going alone!
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See the thing is, it's a group of 'you' that we want :P
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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:17 am

[quote="jaynana"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
Perhaps a group of you can go together (solely for the purpose of researching for the forum of course.. O:-))
Actually on second thoughts that would be even odder than going alone!
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See the thing is, it's a group of 'you' that we want :P
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Be careful what you wish for  :))  >:D

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:32 am

[quote="sprintman"]
I am starting a new side-line -selling gaffa tape outside the cinema where 50 shades of grey is been shown -I reckon I will make a small fortune!!
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What is the whole gaffa/duct tape thing about? Is it to gag the squeals of delight when they get it on?
I found a link to the 15 naughtiest bits in the book and was unmoved. Although the riding crop bit interested me as I have one of those!

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by jaynana » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:11 am

that's it, no more replies to you  >:D  :blink:  :))
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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by sid10 » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:12 am

I normally use my Gaffa tape on fixing a leak !  How did you get a riding crop ?

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:44 am

[quote="jaynana"]
that's it, no more replies to you  >:D  :blink:  :))
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:'(  :noexpression: :))
Sorry but I wouldn't inflict that on any man!

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:45 am

[quote="sid10"]
I normally use my Gaffa tape on fixing a leak !  How did you get a riding crop ?
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It goes with my horse!
Only used for show events though as I don't believe in spanking dumb animals...well, not the four-legged kind!

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Re: 50 shades film release

Post by sprintman » Tue Feb 24, 2015 9:23 pm

well that's it-free gaffa tape with every crop purchased!!-
My other car is the wife's mini dooper( it must be mine all she does is drive it!)

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