50 shades film release

[535dboy]

[quote="IceQueenX"]
I tried that but barely had time to drink a can of coke before sneaking myself back in so not really worth it!
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Coke ??

[IceQueenX]

Um yea, canned carbonated beverage?!!

[X5Sport]

Warning for NHS Staff...

[535dboy]

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[jaynana]

[quote="X5Sport"]

Not having read the book, I'm assuming it's a horror film they are expecting members of the audience to suffer some kind of issues, or to spill their drinks?

O:-)
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What's in it, enlighten us 

[X5Sport]

[quote="jaynana"]
[quote="X5Sport"]

Not having read the book, I'm assuming it's a horror film they are expecting members of the audience to suffer some kind of issues, or to spill their drinks?

O:-)
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What's in it, enlighten us 
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Ask IQ......she's 'bound' to know O:-)

[IceQueenX]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="jaynana"]
[quote="X5Sport"]

Not having read the book, I'm assuming it's a horror film they are expecting members of the audience to suffer some kind of issues, or to spill their drinks?

O:-)
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What's in it, enlighten us 
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Ask IQ......she's 'bound' to know O:-)
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Sexpert in residence now am I?   

Well you haven't missed much, I have it on good authority it's very vanilla and as as tame as they come (pun intended). Basically, very clever, rich, handsome, irritating, brilliant business magnate Mr Grey (think something who 535dboy would aspire to, bearing in mind he is already irritating) who seduces a young college lass virgin and introduces her to his 'room of pain' which looks about as exciting as a visit to a packed Ikea with a brood of kids under 5. They hump a bit and there is a lot of angst and that's it really.

Anything else carnally related I can help with??  )

IQ

[Lee4.8is]

Has anyone been to see it? some of the reviews I have read weren't particularly positive but my sister and her fella said they enjoyed it...I will probably get it for the mrs when its out on DVD.

[pvr]

For the Mrs, Lee??? >:D

[Lee4.8is]

[quote="pvr"]
For the Mrs, Lee??? >:D
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) ok...I hold my hands up!

[jaynana]

They say u need duck-tape along with movie.

any other suggestions, latex underwear perhaps:)

[535dboy]

I don't fancy it tbh.

[Lee4.8is]

[quote="535dboy"]
I don't fancy it tbh.
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There are far more interesting things to watch than that to be fair.

[535dboy]

[quote="Lee4.8is"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I don't fancy it tbh.
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There are far more interesting things to watch than that to be fair.
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Like paint dry?

[Lee4.8is]

[quote="jaynana"]
They say u need duck-tape along with movie.


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I think my mrs would like to put that over my mouth most of the time to stop me boring her to death talking about cars all the time!!  )