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Marital Bliss......
Marital Bliss......
Recipe for Marital Bliss
Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.'
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob. 'Exactly,' replied Caroline. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will!'
Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.'
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob. 'Exactly,' replied Caroline. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will!'
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Re: Marital Bliss......
You seem to post a lot about marital stuff X5Sport, anything you wish to share? )
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Re: Marital Bliss......
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Marital Bliss......
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Re: Marital Bliss......
) ) )
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Re: Marital Bliss......
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
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With her size, you can have two )
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
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Re: Marital Bliss......
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
[/quote]
Play nicely boys, or we'll have to report you to the mods......
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Oh!
O:-)
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
[/quote]
Play nicely boys, or we'll have to report you to the mods......
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Oh!
O:-)
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Re: Marital Bliss......
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
[/quote]
I have, one per hand.... )
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
[/quote]
I have, one per hand.... )
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Marital Bliss......
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
[/quote]
I have, one per hand.... )
[/quote]
Is that you in disguise, 535?
[quote="pvr"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Nope.....she's all mine! No sharing!
[/quote]
With her size, you can have two )
[/quote]
I have, one per hand.... )
[/quote]
Is that you in disguise, 535?
Re: Marital Bliss......
Now that's not nice!
pvr knows I'm right O:-)
pvr knows I'm right O:-)
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: Marital Bliss......
Sorry, just punishing you for not furnishing me with those pictures of you in the Desert uniform lol!
Re: Marital Bliss......
[quote="X5Sport"]
Recipe for Marital Bliss
Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.'
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob. 'Exactly,' replied Caroline. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will!'
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As long as there are other knickers... Owners rather
Recipe for Marital Bliss
Bob was about to marry Caroline when his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.'
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Bob took his father's advice and as soon as he got Caroline alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Caroline and told her to put them on. Caroline said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. 'Exactly,' replied Bob. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Caroline paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Bob. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Bob. 'Exactly,' replied Caroline. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will!'
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As long as there are other knickers... Owners rather
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