A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wondered why?
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.....’cause she smells like a new car!
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Leather dress - Joke...
Leather dress - Joke...
When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wondered why?
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.....’cause she smells like a new car!
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wondered why?
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.....’cause she smells like a new car!
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Leather dress - Joke...
Can we meet her?
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Re: Leather dress - Joke...
Groan ... please improve the standard Sanj 
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Re: Leather dress - Joke...
LOL.... nice one
that's just done the rounds at work
that's just done the rounds at work
Re: Leather dress - Joke...
[quote=""pvr""]Groan ... please improve the standard Sanj [/quote]
He can't help it.
[/quote]He can't help it.
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Re: Leather dress - Joke...
I had already lowered my expectation levels when I saw who had posted it ...
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Re: Leather dress - Joke...
Maybe start a Jokes thread as a sticky... I get one guy at work that constantly circulates crap (apart from the odd one 
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Turks.
)Turks.
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2018 (18) F85 X5M - Donnington Grey
Past:
2014 (14) F10 M5 - Monte Carlo Blue
2004 (54) E53 X5 4.8is - Sapphire Black
Re: Leather dress - Joke...
Sanj's twin perhaps? 
X5M F85, Golf Clipper, Abarth 595 Competizioni, Jeep
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Site & Forum Admin Team Member.
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Re: Leather dress - Joke...
Come on! I'm keeping them car related!
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