50 shades film release

[X5Sport]

According to some reports, cinemas showing the new film '50 Shades of Grey' will be putting plastic seat covers out before each showing!

Not having read the book, I'm assuming it's a horror film they are expecting members of the audience to suffer some kind of issues, or to spill their drinks?

O:-)

[Reusch]

[quote="X5Sport"]
According to some reports, cinemas showing the new film '50 Shades of Grey' will be putting plastic seat covers out before each showing!

Not having read the book, I'm assuming it's a horror film they are expecting members of the audience to suffer some kind of issues, or to spill their drinks?

O:-)
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Barbie where are you

[IceQueenX]

Original book is badly written fodder for lonely unfulfilled housewives, and needless to say I have never felt the need to do anything more than skim a copy that was breathlessly proffered to me by one of the aforementioned.
The titular Mr Grey is, however, played in the movie by the succulent Jamie Dornan so this may explain the need for protection against the tangible excitement of female (and probably male) movie-goers.

[IceQueenX]

[quote="Reusch"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
According to some reports, cinemas showing the new film '50 Shades of Grey' will be putting plastic seat covers out before each showing!

Not having read the book, I'm assuming it's a horror film they are expecting members of the audience to suffer some kind of issues, or to spill their drinks?

O:-)
[/quote]

Barbie where are you
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Sorry to disappoint you.
Obviously only a second rate version  )

[535dboy]

I'm going to take IQ and Barbie

One either side.

[X5Sport]

[quote="535dboy"]
I'm going to take IQ and Barbie

One either side.
[/quote]

You need to show some restraint.... O:-)

Or have you 'bonded' with both?  :spiteful:

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
I'm going to take IQ and Barbie

One either side.
[/quote]

Ok so IT has turned brunette, but the likeness of Ken to Dboy cannot be ignored, espesh the ginger 'strawberry blonde' hair! 

[pvr]

You give him too much credit  :blink:

[535dboy]

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm going to take IQ and Barbie

One either side.
[/quote]

You need to show some restraint.... O:-)

Or have you 'bonded' with both?  :spiteful:
[/quote]

Me .... Restraint  ) ) )

[535dboy]

Ginger!?!?!?

[IceQueenX]

To be fair it does have a tinge of red when the light hits it!

[535dboy]

[quote="IceQueenX"]
To be fair it does have a tinge of red when the light hits it!
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IS that why you always tell me to turn the lights off?

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
To be fair it does have a tinge of red when the light hits it!
[/quote]

IS that why you always tell me to turn the lights off?
[/quote]

That's so you won't notice I'm blindfolded!  ::)

[pvr]

I thought it was because you sneaked out and put a blow up doll in place ?  ::)

[IceQueenX]

I tried that but barely had time to drink a can of coke before sneaking myself back in so not really worth it!