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IQ in the theatre ...

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IQ in the theatre ...

Post by pvr » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:49 pm

The following I heard from 535dboy after his last date with IQ ...

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A ventriloquist on tour with his act.

Doing his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when IQ shouts....

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!
What does colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being?
It's men like like you who keep women like me from being respected!"

The red faced ventriloquist begins to appologise, but IQ shouts again....

"You stay out of this mate!
I'm talkin to that cheeky little sod on your knee!"
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by X5Sport » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:58 pm

:rofl:


I suggest you leave the country though....... :chair:

The retort might take a while of course, so you have plenty of time.. O:-)
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:51 pm

:)) I'm  drawn to dummies, that's how I ended up on this forum!
On a serious note, Dboy is far too cheap to take me anywhere, we just stay in and play with his scalextric.  :P

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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by X5Sport » Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:56 pm

2 hours eh?  You had help then...... :P
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:14 pm

I may have had a little help from the little friend on my knee....say hello Dboy!

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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by 535dboy » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:23 pm

He is cute like me!!
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by 535dboy » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:26 pm

Ps I thought you were normally on my lap, facing me, grinding.....
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by pvr » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:42 pm

The likeness is amazingly accurate  :))
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:45 pm

[quote="pvr"]
The likeness is amazingly accurate  :))
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Particularly the shoes lol  :D

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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by Lee4.8is » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:48 pm

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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by 535dboy » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:06 pm

Like me , I bet that little chap has woody all day long.
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:11 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
Like me , I bet that little chap has woody all day long.
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That's coz of where I have to have my hand to bring him to life  :)

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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by 535dboy » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:13 pm

Tell you what, I was having a really dirty dream about my PA last night and then the dog woke me up.

I was as stiff as a bone

Anyway I told my PA this first thing this morning

She just left telling me to have sweet dreams
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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:19 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
Tell you what, I was having a really dirty dream about my PA last night and then the dog woke me up.

I was as stiff as a bone

Anyway I told my PA this first thing this morning

She just left telling me to have sweet dreams
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Be grateful your dog didn't chew on that particular bone!  :))

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Re: IQ in the theatre ...

Post by IceQueenX » Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:56 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
Tell you what, I was having a really dirty dream about my PA last night and then the dog woke me up.

I was as stiff as a bone

Anyway I told my PA this first thing this morning

She just left telling me to have sweet dreams
[/quote]

Oh hang on, was it your entire body that was stiff due to you being old and past it?  :))

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