IQ in the theatre ...

[pvr]

The following I heard from 535dboy after his last date with IQ ...

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A ventriloquist on tour with his act.

Doing his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when IQ shouts....

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes!
What does colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being?
It's men like like you who keep women like me from being respected!"

The red faced ventriloquist begins to appologise, but IQ shouts again....

"You stay out of this mate!
I'm talkin to that cheeky little sod on your knee!"

[X5Sport]

I suggest you leave the country though....... :chair:

The retort might take a while of course, so you have plenty of time.. O:-)

[IceQueenX]

) I'm  drawn to dummies, that's how I ended up on this forum!
On a serious note, Dboy is far too cheap to take me anywhere, we just stay in and play with his scalextric. 

[X5Sport]

2 hours eh?  You had help then......

[IceQueenX]

I may have had a little help from the little friend on my knee....say hello Dboy!

[535dboy]

He is cute like me!!

[535dboy]

Ps I thought you were normally on my lap, facing me, grinding.....

[pvr]

The likeness is amazingly accurate  )

[IceQueenX]

[quote="pvr"]
The likeness is amazingly accurate  )
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Particularly the shoes lol 

[Lee4.8is]

You lot are brilliant fun on here!

[535dboy]

Like me , I bet that little chap has woody all day long.

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
Like me , I bet that little chap has woody all day long.
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That's coz of where I have to have my hand to bring him to life 

[535dboy]

Tell you what, I was having a really dirty dream about my PA last night and then the dog woke me up.

I was as stiff as a bone

Anyway I told my PA this first thing this morning

She just left telling me to have sweet dreams

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
Tell you what, I was having a really dirty dream about my PA last night and then the dog woke me up.

I was as stiff as a bone

Anyway I told my PA this first thing this morning

She just left telling me to have sweet dreams
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Be grateful your dog didn't chew on that particular bone!  )

[IceQueenX]

[quote="535dboy"]
Tell you what, I was having a really dirty dream about my PA last night and then the dog woke me up.

I was as stiff as a bone

Anyway I told my PA this first thing this morning

She just left telling me to have sweet dreams
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Oh hang on, was it your entire body that was stiff due to you being old and past it?  )