Husband's phone call to his wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital."
"They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays."
"The blow to my head was severe, and I may lose the sight of one eye, but fortunately they don't think it has caused any brain damage."
"However I have three broken ribs, I have a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right leg below the knee."
Wife's Response:
"Who the hell is Paula???"
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A husband's call to his wife.....
A husband's call to his wife.....
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Re: A husband's call to his wife.....
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Re: A husband's call to his wife.....
[quote="X5Sport"]
Husband's phone call to his wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital."
"They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays."
"The blow to my head was severe, and I may lose the sight of one eye, but fortunately they don't think it has caused any brain damage."
"However I have three broken ribs, I have a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right leg below the knee."
Wife's Response:
"Who the hell is Paula???"
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Too right! Bloody nerve of the woman
Husband's phone call to his wife:
"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you, but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital."
"They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays."
"The blow to my head was severe, and I may lose the sight of one eye, but fortunately they don't think it has caused any brain damage."
"However I have three broken ribs, I have a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right leg below the knee."
Wife's Response:
"Who the hell is Paula???"
[/quote]
Too right! Bloody nerve of the woman
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Re: A husband's call to his wife.....
Not sure if this counts as a joke as it's just sooooo true. As I read the story I was already thinking my wife would be questioning who's Paula before I got to the punchline.
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Re: A husband's call to his wife.....
Paula was the reason they crashed - she was 'resting' her head on his lap as he drove
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Re: A husband's call to his wife.....
[quote="535dboy"]
Paula was the reason they crashed - she was 'resting' her head on his lap as he drove
[/quote]
Trust you.......
Paula was the reason they crashed - she was 'resting' her head on his lap as he drove
[/quote]
Trust you.......
If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Please note...
Anything I say is only from my personal experience and knowledge..
I don't assume to know everything, and know there is a lot I don't know..
But then I could be talking bollox.. O:-)
Re: A husband's call to his wife.....
[quote="Steamyrotter"]
[quote="535dboy"]
Paula was the reason they crashed - she was 'resting' her head on his lap as he drove
[/quote]
Trust you.......
[/quote]
+1
[quote="535dboy"]
Paula was the reason they crashed - she was 'resting' her head on his lap as he drove
[/quote]
Trust you.......
[/quote]
+1