A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when
the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
"Come on sweetie, eat it all up or
I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still
not feeding, so she said,
"Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give
it to this nice man here."
A few minutes later,
the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on kid.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”
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On the bus
Re: On the bus
X5Sport taking up bus rides now 
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)X5M F85, Golf Clipper, Abarth 595 Competizioni, Jeep
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Re: On the bus
Buses. What buses? We don't have those things in rural England!! >:(
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.Re: On the bus
What exactly came up? 
X5M F85, Golf Clipper, Abarth 595 Competizioni, Jeep
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IceQueenX
Re: On the bus
You lot really need to be taken in hand, very naughty! I haven't taken the bus since a kid puked and it (the puke) went under the seat in front of me :puke:
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Re: On the bus
[quote="IceQueenX"]
You lot really need to be taken in hand, very naughty!
[/quote]
Only if you promise to put 535dboy AFTER any of the rest of us.....we would not want anything to put you off. :spiteful:
You lot really need to be taken in hand, very naughty!
[/quote]
Only if you promise to put 535dboy AFTER any of the rest of us.....we would not want anything to put you off. :spiteful:
Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.
Re: On the bus
Amacman - love your jokes
Come back more often!!
Come back more often!!
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Re: On the bus
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
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IceQueenX
Re: On the bus
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touchéRe: On the bus
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
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IceQueenX
Re: On the bus
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[/quote]
Deal If you are well-behaved I may even stamp your ticket!
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[/quote]
Deal
If you are well-behaved I may even stamp your ticket!Re: On the bus
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché
[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[/quote]
Deal If you are well-behaved I may even stamp your ticket!
[/quote]
I'm always well behaved and I'd love you to stamp my ticket
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="pvr"]
What exactly came up?
[/quote]
[quote="X5Sport"]
Is IQ up there then?
[/quote]
The X6 could be classed as a bus.
[/quote]
) touché[/quote]
I was in MK on Saturday.
Next time I'll have to see if you fancy meeting for a mini meet and coffee.
[/quote]
Deal
If you are well-behaved I may even stamp your ticket![/quote]
I'm always well behaved and I'd love you to stamp my ticket