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Distracted driving

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Distracted driving

Post by amacman » Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:35 am

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds...to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. but she scared me so much; I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my Cell Phone away from my ear and fell Into the coffee between my legs!

Splashed, and burned big Jim and the twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers!

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Re: Distracted driving

Post by pcdee » Sun Jun 08, 2014 8:27 am

Lol. ........classic

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Re: Distracted driving

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Re: Distracted driving

Post by Raj » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:31 am

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