A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says ...

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for > dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof > zum > Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses > and > nice breasts. > > 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and ...

Subject: Health & Safety Health & Safety and Equality Considerations for Christmas Songs Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public ...

A DENTIST WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR .............. The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the ...

My wife has recently bought an 06 x3. The car came with a professional navteq Satnav system . When she bought it she had a new 2010 disc fitted The (bmw) documentation was extremely lacking in detail. Any idea where I can find a more detailed owners manual? (we cannot understand most of the ...