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by dna1943
Sat Jun 03, 2023 5:55 pm
Forum: On the light side
Topic: Change a prayer
Replies: 1
Views: 7701

Change a prayer

With sales down at KFC Colonel Sanders calls the pope to ask for a favor. “Holy Father, I need you to change the daily prayer from ‘Give us our daily bread’ to ‘Give us our daily chicken’. If you do that I will donate $10 million to the Vatican” The pope replies “That is the Lord’s Prayer. I can’t ch ...
by dna1943
Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:46 pm
Forum: New members section
Topic: BMW fan/owner of 35yrs and counting: so hello to the X5 Brigade
Replies: 9
Views: 13982

BMW fan/owner of 35yrs and counting: so hello to the X5 Brigade

I'm new here myself and I had a '88 E32 735i rare manual with Eibach & Bilsteins. Loved that car - my grandkids called it Darth Vader because it was big, black and mean looking. I loved that car.
Welcome.
by dna1943
Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:38 pm
Forum: New members section
Topic: New Member
Replies: 4
Views: 10401

New Member

Thank you for the replies. Almost all my BMWs I had to pull twice to open. You reminded me of what a wise computer tech taught me a long time ago - "RTFM" - read the freaking manual. I fixed it so I now have to pull twice to get out and I don't have to unlearn old habits. I believe I'm going to like ...
by dna1943
Sun Apr 23, 2023 9:54 pm
Forum: New members section
Topic: New Member
Replies: 4
Views: 10401

New Member

Hi everyone. Not a new member to BMW as I have had 12 previous ones. A 1 series, a 2 series, 5 3 series, 2 5 series, 2 6 series and a 7 series - 12 in all starting in the 80's. I just purchased a 2015 X1 so here I am. My first question is: all my other BMWs you had to pull the interior door handle ...