How dare you call me a troll.
Simon may be saucy, but he's still correct in saying that an X5 of that age is a better bet than that generation X3

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[quote="shadrack"]
what a load of shite, really saucy simon do you contribute anything other than pervy comments to the forum
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err, hello?? Why do you think i'm called saucy simon? I'm Simon, and I am sure damn saucy.

Try this one:

https://youtu.be/_swivbEsD50

Edit: Fixed link: https://youtu.be/_swivbEsD50

Thanks for deleting my comment, mods.  >:(

I hope its better than Windows 8. That thing is a PITA.

Mac OS X is getting a bit dry now, its had the same user interface for ages. I wish desktop computers were like BMW iDrive systems, we get something fresh and new every 4 or so years

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You look familiar. Are you the evil twin sister that IceQueenX used to talk about?

I heard his washing machine had done many years of service in a laundrette

It sounds like you didn't pay

Make sure it says 'X5' on the back.

Active cruise control wasn't that great back then

You should buy a set and stick them on your leaf.

Bit like my girlfriend actually.

She makes a nicer noise when I give her better lube

We used to have this really hot girl on here and she used to have two large power humps.


On her chest.

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