If you're still looking for 20"winter tyres and wheels see Buy & Sell section, these are the Pirelli's sold as full set never been used.
BMW E 70 winter tyres & wheels.

Message for Nicky P,
if you're still interested PM me your email and I'll send you some pics of the wheels and tyres for E70

Hello MJim,
The X5 has gone sold it in June needed some cash for a deposit on a villa in Florida, sad to see it go but needs must, I think it ended up with someone in the London area I know this as I received a congestion fee charge/fine (not guilty).
I hope you're still enjoying yours.
To Nicky P ...

I am selling my BMW 20" winter wheels and Pirelli tyres these have never been on a vehicle bought from Halliwell Jones in North Wales cost me £3,000.
Anyone interested let me know by PM, I will be able to send you more details/photos etc end of next week when I get to the UK.
Looking for £2,000 ...

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Mr MJim,

At last arrived and a fine example it is to.

Enjoy

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Garage Door

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This may help I don't think the 2 can be connected at the same time though, 1 will have priority.


http://e89.zpost.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7351304

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